P: Professional curling team disqualified from event for being "extremely drunk" - Golf Digest

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But as it turns out, there are limits, which one World Curling Tour found out the hard way this weekend.', ), '2.p' => array( 1 => ', on Sunday a curling foursome of Jamie Koe, Chris Schille, DJ Kidby, and Ryan Fry—part of Canada\'s 2014 gold medal-winning Olympic team—were unceremoniously booted from the Red Deer Curling Classic in Alberta after complaints about their sobriety (or lack thereof) from both competitors and opponents. But if you think this was just fragile millennial snowflakes getting their knickers in a knot, you\'re wrong. First of all, it\'s curling—not exactly a fragile millennial snowflake hot bed—and second of all, reports from around the arena have the four stooges kicking their opponents\' equipment around the locker room, damaging facilities, breaking brooms while attempting to curl drunk, and engaging in the type of swearing/inappropriate behavior', 2 => '. The conduct was apparently so bad, that when the following sign was posted at the rink on Sunday, it was met with a parade of fans snapping photos and complimenting officials on their decision.', ), '3.p' => 'Worst of the offenders was apparently the former Olympian Fry, with manager of the Red Deer Curling Center Wade Thurber saying, "I would say one player in particular might have been worse than the other three but it\'s kind of guilt by association and we had to remove the whole team not just one player." Fry, to his credit, was quick to apologize, calling his actions "disrespectful and embarrassing" while vowing to make some seismic personal changes, but unfortunately by that point, a good day of curling was already ruined.', ), ), ), '3.div' => array( '1.div' => 'MORE FROM THE LOOP', '2.div' => array( '1.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Doink\'d', '2.div' => '9 hours ago', ), '2.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Traj Goals', '2.div' => 'January 12, 2019', ), '3.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Waiting Game', '2.div' => 'January 11, 2019', ), '4.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Instigating', '2.div' => 'January 11, 2019', ), '5.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Embrace Debate', '2.div' => 'January 11, 2019', ), '6.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Cheat Days', '2.div' => 'January 11, 2019', ), '7.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Making a Splash', '2.div' => 'January 11, 2019', ), '8.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Viewing Party', '2.div' => 'January 10, 2019', ), '9.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Tiger Watch', '2.div' => 'January 10, 2019', ), '10.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Hot Route!', '2.div' => 'January 10, 2019', ), '11.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Probably For The Best', '2.div' => 'January 10, 2019', ), '12.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Avengers: Pro-Am', '2.div' => 'January 10, 2019', ), '13.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Quizzical', '2.div' => 'January 10, 2019', ), '14.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Media Fires', '2.div' => 'January 10, 2019', ), '15.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Gambling', '2.div' => 'January 9, 2019', ), '16.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Feats of strength', '2.div' => 'January 9, 2019', ), '17.div' => array( '1.div' => 'Interesting sponsors', '2.div' => 'January 9, 2019', ), '18.div' => array( '1.div' => 'The Kids Are Alright', '2.div' => 'January 9, 2019', ), ), ), '4.div' => 'Related', '5.div' => array( '1.section' => array( '1.div' => 'Subscription', '2.div' => 'Resources', '3.div' => 'Products & Services', '4.div' => array( '1.h3' => 'Condé Nast', '2.div' => 'Condé Nast Digital', ), ), '2.section' => array( '1.p' => array( 1 => 'Use of and/or registration on any portion of this site constitutes acceptance of our', 2 => '(updated 5/25/2018) and', 3 => '(updated 5/25/2018).', '4.em' => 'Golf Digest', 5 => 'may earn a portion of sales from products that are purchased through our site as part of our Affiliate Partnerships with retailers.', 6 => ' The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast.', ), '2.p' => array( 1 => ', 2 => '2019', 3 => 'Condé Nast. 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